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Home» Maswali»Q 34628
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Anonymous
Asked: January 14, 20202020-01-14T16:22:22+03:00 2020-01-14T16:22:22+03:00Simu, SMS

Unazo message za mafumbo za kingereza?

Unazo message za mafumbo za kingereza?
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  1. Jose Hadasu
    2022-07-24T17:29:43+03:00Jibu - July 24, 2022 saa 5:29 pm

    A short thing
    its get longer as u hold it
    & pass between woman’s breast
    & enters into a small hole
    What is it?


    Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind

    ***************************************

    Q: What Has A Neck But No Head.?? . . . . . . . . Ans: A Bottle.. 🙂

    *************************************************************

    Where do you find roads without vehicles,
    forests without trees, and cities without houses?
    . . Ans. In a map!!

    **********************************************

    Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
    someone for their MISTAKE.


    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

    *****************************************

    I look at you, you look at me.
    I raise my right, you raise your left.
    What am I ?
    Ans: Mirror

    *************************************

    I have head and tail,
    but no body. Who am I?
    ?
    ?
    thinking….
    don’t know
    i’m
    Coin
    (‘,’)

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    What Part Of A Human, Which Size Doesn’T Increase?
    (Remain As Same As At The Time Of Birth)

    Do U Think U Can Answer….

    Answer=The Eye

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